This is about having some fun with the way names sound. Different consonant and vowel sounds and a balance to create a similar sounding phrase or words to match the name.
Look at Donald Trump, Bump came first and that influenced what I wanted for Donald. I think it is apt the two words Bum Hole. Bum Hole Bump is piles and a pain in the arse so this works for this person.
Any Brexiteers are game to me. So, David Davies, I worked this through and David resolved to
Jacob Ress-Mogg gets Makeup Piss Bog, or this could be on a bad day be Jack-off Piss-Bog. On a good day, it can be
The Grime Grinster is the Prime Minister, Greasy Grey with Borish Pun Son or maybe Borish Bon Bon and Cycle Mauve. Boris Johnson and Michael Gove are targets for me.
Then there is E’s Failing, Chris Greyling.