As complex as simple is.
Stab city update?
A real shame for London, true!
But what’s it to Bump?
Bumhole Hole’s twitting,
Smells like a rancid sewer!
“Will only get worse!”
Israel’s Bump Heights.
A place to take pot shots from!
To people below?
A white old waist coat,
Under Bump’s little jacket.
Looks so silly.
Obama looked good,
What happened to Bumhole’s suit?
Where’s his taylor now?
Bump: I snubbed Poorbin!
Labour Leader asked to meet.
I would snub him too!
Bump wants NHS,
As part of ‘Greatest Alliance’
Bump hails good trade talks.
Are we so desperate?
What has the US got now?
More of the UK?
Yes, he is an ass,
So big the Queen walked round it.
Looking Exhausted.
Fist bumps with Queenie,
What are you thinking Bumhole?
At least your wife’s good.
Red Beard the pirate,
‘E ruled ‘is ship with a grip.
Fearsome and toasted.
‘E’s known to a few,
As Scarface the ‘Orrible’!
Cannibals got ‘im!
Old legends did tell,
‘Is ship were wretched on the reefs.
In Cheesy Toast Bay.
Huawei leaker hunt,
The Cabinet’s in Grays sights,
She’s hauling them in.
Poor Bin turns it down,
Din dins with the Queen and Bump,
For racist reasons!!
Collapse imminent?
Maybe, for Tory Party,
Those stuffed up ponces!
Bum Hole Bump reeling,
As Mueller Report unwinds,
Just revealing lies.
So much redaction,
Bump refused the interviews,
He says just fake news.
Seems that Bum Hole Bump,
Is deceiving the US,
With the worst fake news!
We hope it ends soon,
The world is getting weird,
Looks normal, it ain’t.
Bump looks at his wall,
Or is it a fence he’s got?
A replacement fence!
May breaks promises,
Begs for Euro elections,
And a short delay.
Brexit vote looms large,
Has she done enough last night?
Such a stupid mess.
Now its eight point six,
Yes, billions for Bump’s wall,
It’s such bad planning.
Enough with the lies,
The deceit and alibis,
The dragon’s disguise!