As complex as simple is.
Stab city update?
A real shame for London, true!
But what’s it to Bump?
Bumhole Hole’s twitting,
Smells like a rancid sewer!
“Will only get worse!”
Israel’s Bump Heights.
A place to take pot shots from!
To people below?
Bump: I snubbed Poorbin!
Labour Leader asked to meet.
I would snub him too!
Bump wants NHS,
As part of ‘Greatest Alliance’
Bump hails good trade talks.
Are we so desperate?
What has the US got now?
More of the UK?
Yes, he is an ass,
So big the Queen walked round it.
Looking Exhausted.
Fist bumps with Queenie,
What are you thinking Bumhole?
At least your wife’s good.
I hope you do know,
Cycle Mauve is Michael Gove,
The squeaking wheels turn.
Bumhole Bump is Trump,
A pain in the butt for sure,
Some kind of mob link.
Greasy Grey yes her,
Yes PM, Teresa May,
Number 10, for now!
Fiends this Friday eve,
Shocking pathetic horrors,
A sad inditement.
‘Gal Cosy’ keeps house,
Tells Bumhole,”Get off your fence!”
Then Bump calls her names.
The wall or fence joke,
What is it? Secuirty?
Or Bump’s Alamo?