Sat 25/04/20 Cockney Slang Numbers

This number is ‘lost‘,
This number’s lost it ‘
bottle‘,
And this one’s ‘
holy‘.

This number will ‘
stand‘,
This number holds all the ‘
jacks‘,
And this will ‘
fiddle‘.

This is ‘
Exeter‘,
This number’s in your ‘
garden‘,
This one’s black as ‘
coal‘.

The last one is ‘
cock‘,
In Cockney slang for numbers,
In R J Clarke’s book.

Sat 22/02/20

What the barman saw,
Under the bar last evening,
Is something so gross!

Maybe, it is now,
And maybe it ain’t. We’ll see!
When we go under.

The darkness surrounds,
Closing in like a thick fog,
Chilling to the bone.

There’s a quietness,
Eerie and haunting down there,
Like a dripping tap.

And so we returned,
And pledged to not speak a word,
Of what we saw there.

To be continued…….