June, 2019 - Haiku Book

Wednesday 05/06/19 Trump Suit

A white old waist coat,
Under Bump’s little jacket.
Looks so silly.

Obama looked good,
What happened to Bumhole’s suit?
Where’s his taylor now?

Bye, bye, iTunes,
Hello to ‘Apple Music’.
Any difference?

Bump: I snubbed Poorbin!
Labour Leader asked to meet.
I would snub him too!

Bump wants NHS,
As part of ‘Greatest Alliance’
Bump hails good trade talks.

Are we so desperate?
What has the US got now?
More of the UK?

A Bump in the night,
Tweet, tweet, tweet, Bump kept tweeting.
Does he really sleep?

The world is changing,
Fractious and divided states,
So rude and careless.

Yes, he is an ass,
So big the Queen walked round it.
Looking Exhausted.

Fist bumps with Queenie,
What are you thinking Bumhole?
At least your wife’s good.

The Ol’ Soggy Bread,
Red Beard’s fabled battle ship,
Brissling with ten guns.

They set off one day,
The sun set in orange skies,
The sea cold as ice.

Red Beard the pirate,
‘E ruled ‘is ship with a grip.
Fearsome and toasted.

‘E’s known to a few,
As Scarface the ‘Orrible’!
Cannibals got ‘im!

Old legends did tell,
‘Is ship were wretched on the reefs.
In Cheesy Toast Bay.

It’s not how we fall,
But how we do rise again.
Champions renewed!

Meet for a coffee,
In London somewhere nearby.
Where is good for you?

I can’t make it out,
The cloud writing in the sky,
What is it saying?

Maybe just clouds there
Driven by the wind and spread,
Nothing to be read.

A new week ahead,
And the work fills me with dread,
Here we go again.

It’s one sleep away,
To another hot work day,
And travel by train.