Look who we got caught,
On the Wally Cam, Oh yes!
It is what’s ‘is name?
Apologies M Gove,
For it looks a little like you,
It’s some tory twit.
Monday 08/04/19 Wally Cam
Month: April 2019
Monday 08/04/19
It’s so gray today,
The mist hangs from cloudy skies,
Enshroulding the land.
The train speeding on,
Uncaring and un-seeing,
Sees not, Spring’s waiting!
Sunday 07/04/19
Seems that Monday lurks,
Like a nasty mugger there,
Waiting to test you!
There’s a brand new day,
Full of opportunities,
Ripe for the picking!
My glass is half full,
Try to use a smaller one,
It looks much better!
Sunday 07/04/19
The rain this Sunday,
Helps the springtime plants and grass,
Gives me muddy boots.
I need to get out,
And walk a little outside,
Sit for long inside.
Saturday 06/04/19
Mister B. B. King,
Ev’ryday I have the blues,
Now on my way home.
The sun’s been shining,
It’s been quite a lovely day,
Immune from the news.
Saturday 06/04/19
Up and out early,
Down the land and up the land,
We will get there soon.
Stockport Station now,
We going further northwards,
On a virgin train
Friday 05/04/19
Bump looks at his wall,
Or is it a fence he’s got?
A replacement fence!
May breaks promises,
Begs for Euro elections,
And a short delay.
Friday 05/04/19
The morning breaks sunny,
Pushing the clouds up and out,
Starting the day well.
The gray clouds fight back,
Crowding the sun as it climbs up,
Who will win this fight?
Thursday 04/04/19 More
What goes up and down,
And is black and dangerous.
A crow in a lift.
(With a machine gun)
What a good Golden oldie.
More old wooden jokes.
Thursday 04/04/19 Oh No
I’ve gotta problem,
I’ve got a burst water pipe!
Said, Mister Lee King!
So what do you call,
A girl with tiles on her head?
Maybe her name’s Ruth!