vote - Haiku Book

Tuesday 12/03/19 Bluesday

Brexit vote looms large,
Has she done enough last night?
Such a stupid mess.

Now its eight point six,
Yes, billions for Bump’s wall,
It’s such bad planning.

Enough with the lies,
The deceit and alibis,
The dragon’s disguise!

First telephone call,
Said,”Mr. Watson, come here,
I need you”, from Bell.
(1876)

Roald Amundsen,
Annouces discovery,
Of the cold South Pole.
(1912)

I used to have tea,
With Roalds daughters, so strange,
I didn’t know back then.

Labours Seb Dance’s right,
New vote on specific leave,
Yes or no, simple.

She’s licking her wounds,
Greasy Grey down forty-five,
Loses the vote today.

I’m sick of Brexit,
A big miserable mistake,
Such uncertainty.

The time is ticking,
Will it happen, will it not?
It shouldn’t happen!

Nothing much to say,
May’s defeat and disarray,
Extend the date now?

Article 50
Extend this or risk no plan.
We should vote again.

Hard and soft wet squibs
Brexit range of nonsense plans.
Fanatic failings.

Vote to save their skins
Vote of confidence today,
The day’s wet and grey!

The world’s tittering
These’s so much Civil unrest.
These are chaging times.

Today is vote day,
Let them count see the dis-May.
Is there value in this?

How will we recall,
This time of Brexit madness?
Some key turning point?

Remain or Leaving,
It draws a line in the sand.
Right across both sides.

Porge Agree Man – yes man,
We note, your vote, silly goat.
Weakly tow the line.

Jerry Can Poor Bin,

Thinks he has a remedy.

But he’s far away.

It isn’t funny,

But this Brexit deal’s a joke,

So sad to see this.

Half-baked deluded,

This Brexit Referendum!

Do it properly.

Remove this huge doubt,

Stop the blind careering,

Time to give account.

I do not trust them,

Will not ever vote for them,

U K Government.

I just have contempt

For witless stubborn PMs

Get another job!