The Ol’ Soggy Bread,
Red Beard’s fabled battle ship,
Brissling with ten guns.
They set off one day,
The sun set in orange skies,
The sea cold as ice.
As complex as simple is.
The Ol’ Soggy Bread,
Red Beard’s fabled battle ship,
Brissling with ten guns.
They set off one day,
The sun set in orange skies,
The sea cold as ice.
Red Beard the pirate,
‘E ruled ‘is ship with a grip.
Fearsome and toasted.
‘E’s known to a few,
As Scarface the ‘Orrible’!
Cannibals got ‘im!

Old legends did tell,
‘Is ship were wretched on the reefs.
In Cheesy Toast Bay.