As complex as simple is.
I hope you do know,
Cycle Mauve is Michael Gove,
The squeaking wheels turn.
Bumhole Bump is Trump,
A pain in the butt for sure,
Some kind of mob link.
Greasy Grey yes her,
Yes PM, Teresa May,
Number 10, for now!
Fiends this Friday eve,
Shocking pathetic horrors,
A sad inditement.
Bumhole Bump walks out,
Leaving his lunch sitting there.
Terrible mix up.
Cycle Mauve speaking!?
Eccentric public speaking,
Private schools for some.
So George just walks out,
Good for you! In your eye Mauve!
You won’t get my vote.
I nearly missed it,
My one Haiku for today.
It’s worth waiting for!
A message from Mauve,
He says his name is Cycle!
But that’s so silly.
Mister Cycle Mauve.
Some under peck and bury.
You can’t make it up!