May - Haiku Book

Wednesday 08/05/19 Brexit Dates

Brexit dates moving,
More dates than a Turkish shop.
Some will say, “Yum, Yum!”

May is hanging on,
Still wants failure legacy,
With Brexit spectra.

Poor Conservatives,
A sorry Tory story,
Polls show poor results.

Vote blue and go green?
Or, vote blue if you see red?
Or, just the plain blues!

A ghostly Brexit,
And some weird people feel it,
Most think it’s bumpkin.

Halloween ghost scene,
She’s gone, but not forgotten.
Same creepy rhetoric.

Bump looks at his wall,
Or is it a fence he’s got?
A replacement fence!

May breaks promises,
Begs for Euro elections,
And a short delay.

Greasy Grey explains,
To Blame the Brexiteers,
For the Brexit mess.

The cold bright and cold,
Potentially a great day.
Let’s see what it brings!

Bolloxit mayhem,
Poor-Bin wades in with rubbish.
His Marxist clap-trap.

I don’t believe it!
PM May in disarray,
Holds anyones hand!

It’s unravelling,
Government has lost the plot,
PM is in charge!!

Yes it’s Bolloxit,
Brexit mess, Government’s blamed,
May’s reeling about.

The sun set lovely,
I saw it through the window,
As the train whizz by.

Surprising good deal,
Came from EU last night,
Some logic at last.

May was not involved,
Maybe that helped the process.
One that makes some sense!

Up the Brexit Creek,
No plan without a paddle,
Maybe May Delays!

Cabinet’s dis-May,
For one thousand wasted days,
Shambolic dealings!

It’s Yes Sir, No Sir!
As May cowers before them,
Will EU agree?

Oh! Brexit Crisis,
Really that’s such a surprise!
May loses her voice.

It’s no to No Deal,
A peoples vote maybe on,
We need clarity.