Bum Hole Bump reeling,
As Mueller Report unwinds,
Just revealing lies.

So much redaction,
Bump refused the interviews,
He says just fake news.
As complex as simple is.
Bum Hole Bump reeling,
As Mueller Report unwinds,
Just revealing lies.

So much redaction,
Bump refused the interviews,
He says just fake news.
Brexit vote looms large,
Has she done enough last night?
Such a stupid mess.
Now its eight point six,
Yes, billions for Bump’s wall,
It’s such bad planning.
Enough with the lies,
The deceit and alibis,
The dragon’s disguise!
What does Brexit do?
An economic meltdown
And unemployment.
A campaign of lies,
Benefits not realised,
Time to vote again!