A Labour Brexit,
Delivered by Conservatives,
How does that all work?
Bring on EU votes,
Time for another stuffing
For these tired parties.
As complex as simple is.
A Labour Brexit,
Delivered by Conservatives,
How does that all work?
Bring on EU votes,
Time for another stuffing
For these tired parties.
Let us do a deal!
Labour and Tories real twits,
Clueless self-serving.
Local elections
Said neither are trusted,
It is time for change.
Poor Conservatives,
A sorry Tory story,
Polls show poor results.

Vote blue and go green?
Or, vote blue if you see red?
Or, just the plain blues!
Pochettino’s ban,
For his animated stuff,
Upset at set back.
No Brexit effects,
So Gare de Nord work to rule
Just one of those things.
Momentum breeches,
And Corbyn supporters fined,
What’s wrong with Labour?
Woody Johnson’s plea,
Don’t let chlorine chicken loose,
And derail a deal.
Greasy Gray will pay,
Starting with 2 billion,
Bribing poor places.
From bad to the worst,
This Brexit mis-planning stinks,
The impacts pile up.
And what of Labour?
Anti-Semitic at heart.
Ineffective group.
The pen yesterday,
Made a big mess on the page,
An inky poopee.
No deal, is no more?
Will it all be delayed now?
Yes, Labour’s still crap!
A sense of humour,
Is needed now with Brexit.
Full moon is coming!
May’s 10 pm talk,
What a waste of time for me.
She doesn’t speak for me.
Sadly Labour sucks,
The middle ground is narrow,
Time for someting new.