Saturday 05/01/19 Explanation

I am enjoying the challenge of my Haiku poems, my silly ‘sound like’ names for persons in the news and, of course, my pen art taken from my A6 notebook.

Is Failing – Chris Grayling
Cycle Mauve – Michael Gove
Greasy Grey – Mrs May
Bum Hole Bump – Donald Trump
Borish Pun Son – Boris Johnson

I will be creating more ‘sounds likes’ in coming days. I didn’t think this blog would go this way. Igl@Haikubook .co. uk

Monday 31/12/18 explanation

I am taking the opportunity to explain some of my thinking. Yes, it is wacky and little far out there, but I am comfortable with this.

I enjoy finding new right-sounding names for people in the news, Cycle Mauve (Michael Gove) is the Ponderable Peck and Bury for the Environment, I think.

There is Bum Hole Bump (Donald Trump) and of course, a bum hole bump is known as piles or to some ‘a pain in the ass’.

There is Borish Pun Son (Boris Johnson) and of course Too Greasy Grey the Grime Grinster (I will let you work that one out). It could also be Too Easy Day the Lime Ginster.

This is not about Haiku but they complement and enhance this Haiku Book. I still have to stay faithful to the 5, 7, 5 formats for the Haiku.

The Haiku’s my thing
I’ll do one or two daily,
On something I like.

A Haiku poem,
As complex as simple is.
As simple as life.

I need to write more,
The pen needs to kiss the page.
The words will follow.

Written by and property of IGL aka Pontvert, contact igl@  haikubook.co.uk