Poor Conservatives,
A sorry Tory story,
Polls show poor results.

Vote blue and go green?
Or, vote blue if you see red?
Or, just the plain blues!
As complex as simple is.
Poor Conservatives,
A sorry Tory story,
Polls show poor results.

Vote blue and go green?
Or, vote blue if you see red?
Or, just the plain blues!
It’s the MPs fault,
Says rubbish PM tonight,
There must be a change.
A third bill attempt,
Rubbish is rubbish, get it!
Take the bins out now.
You don’t speak for me!
It annoys me to hear this crap.
Who wants my next vote?
We already do,
Judge Conservatives badly,
Such a rubbish job.
New SS style,
In NHS checking service,
For checking migraints.