Bum Hole Bump - Haiku Book

Saturday 27/04/19 Politics, Yuck!

Huawei leaker hunt,
The Cabinet’s in Grays sights,
She’s hauling them in.

Poor Bin turns it down,
Din dins with the Queen and Bump,
For racist reasons!!

Collapse imminent?
Maybe, for Tory Party,
Those stuffed up ponces!

Bum Hole Bump reeling,
As Mueller Report unwinds,
Just revealing lies.

So much redaction,
Bump refused the interviews,
He says just fake news.

Seems that Bum Hole Bump,
Is deceiving the US,
With the worst fake news!

We hope it ends soon,
The world is getting weird,
Looks normal, it ain’t.

Bump looks at his wall,
Or is it a fence he’s got?
A replacement fence!

May breaks promises,
Begs for Euro elections,
And a short delay.

Brexit vote looms large,
Has she done enough last night?
Such a stupid mess.

Now its eight point six,
Yes, billions for Bump’s wall,
It’s such bad planning.

Enough with the lies,
The deceit and alibis,
The dragon’s disguise!

An emergency,
Grips the States as Bum Hole speaks
Building walls he says,

5 Billion bucks
Undefined budget it is.
For some kind of wall.

A beautiful wall,
So tall, plain, boring big wall,
Blighting the landscape.

We know the problem,
Poor ol’ Bum Hole Bump’s council,
Saddled with riffraff.

What is a ‘Sounds Like’?
Some phrase rude, apt or funny.
Sounding like a name.

There is Bum Hole Bump,
Funny, rude and apt, Donald Trump.
A pain in the ass.

Fed workers loose out,
Shut down for months or a year.
Bump’s an idiot.

Mexican standoff,
With childlike firm positions.
Got nasty quickly.

Love without loving,
Is like a tree without fruit.
Know, there’s always more!

Qatar’s drink sin tax,
One hundred percent on drinks.
So what does that say?

The Premier League,
It’s coming to life these days.
More upsets needed.

Topics to avoid,
Politics or religion.
Dip your toe at times.

Bum Hole Bump’s confused,
Is it a wall or a fence?
Is it very big?