Brexit - Haiku Book

Thursday 14/02/19 BREXIT

She’s licking her wounds,
Greasy Grey down forty-five,
Loses the vote today.

I’m sick of Brexit,
A big miserable mistake,
Such uncertainty.

The time is ticking,
Will it happen, will it not?
It shouldn’t happen!

Oh, Victoria!
“Brexit leaves Britain naked.”
Well done, I agree.

Wat’s this then Greasy
PM is running down clock
You wasting your time.

Done Old Husk said it,
What is the place like in hell
For Brexit leavers.

Greasy Grey despairs
UK turning against her.
Major Jon has said it.

We need fresh talent
New government and much more
Time to look harder.

It feels so cold now,
Shadows dark along the road,
Shrink from the cold light.

Like this bad Brexit,
Dark and shameful Brexit deal.
I have had enough.

A No Deal Brexit,
Complete failure of government!
It’s a pile of poo!

The Irish Border,
Should stay open and not closed.
Too hard for UK?

Brexit Rubbish Stuff,
No deal blunders useless crew,
So when will they learn?

The damage is done,
But it is not finished yet.
I want to leave here.

I see it failing,
And part of a global scene,
A great depression.

The Brexit crisis
No no no Irish border
The stupid EU.

Noone understands
The mess this Brexit’s doing
Just crazy people.

Brexit deal is dead,
This boat sails into thick fog,
Abandon all hope!

What’s next PM May?
Time to call it in and bale out?
What no parachute?

How can this now end
The same farcical nonsense?
No doubt I do fear.

Referendum mess,
Pile of Brexit sticky shit,
Timr to vote again.

Greasy Grey’s sagging,
Her wind blown plans are flagging,
Her house of cards waits!

This Brexit creature,

Standing menacingly close.

Feel its moist bad breathe!

The creature Britrex,

Will hound Britain many years.

Growing fat on it.

Porge Agree Man – yes man,
We note, your vote, silly goat.
Weakly tow the line.

Jerry Can Poor Bin,

Thinks he has a remedy.

But he’s far away.