Brexit - Haiku Book

Tuesday 12/03/19 Yippee!

Yippee! May’s defeat,
Outstanding and resounding,
No to Brexit deal.

Tomorrow’s full day,
Spring Statement and Brexit vote,
For no to No Deal.

Brexit vote looms large,
Has she done enough last night?
Such a stupid mess.

Now its eight point six,
Yes, billions for Bump’s wall,
It’s such bad planning.

Enough with the lies,
The deceit and alibis,
The dragon’s disguise!

Greasy Grey mismay,
As she runs out of options,
Will she cancel votes?

A real dodgy move,
May loose confidence votes then,

In retreat now May?

Babette Louper says,
“Cross Party Amendments moves,
Time has run out now”.

Who’s Babette Louper?
Chair woman of Gnome Affairs,
Where’s next Cross Party?

Mays plan for Brexit,
A load of old codswallop,
Stinks to high heaven.

They scramble for truth,
But it evades them always,
Same old tired rhetoric.

Conservatives, No!
Labour, not a chance in hell!
Bring in contenders.

Mrs May no more!
I have really had enough,
Move it, get on out!

Division party,
Dividing the country in two,
Without a real plan.

Sequential failures,
Sounds like Is Failing again,
Sack this idiot!

Thirty three big ones,
For what? His stupidity?
Big Brexit Bunglings.

Where do we get them?
Lucky dip? I don’t think so!
We’re not that lucky!

It feels refreshing,
The first of the month, yes March!
It’s Friday as well.

Early train to work,
Might be tempted by breakfast,
Maybe just coffee.

14 MPs leave,
It’s time for change, it’s coming.
Brexit mess rolls on.

Lightly loaded train,
Speeding through the countryside,
I will soon be there.

The pen yesterday,
Made a big mess on the page,
An inky poopee.

No deal, is no more?
Will it all be delayed now?
Yes, Labour’s still crap!

We already do,
Judge Conservatives badly,
Such a rubbish job.

New SS style,
In NHS checking service,
For checking migraints.

Greasy Grey please stop.
Stop this sick twisted non-sense.
Keep us united.

Your party’s over
Hand in your party dress now
That’s the naked truth.

Politic changing
Out go all the idiots
There is NO, “Well done!”