Bump looks at his wall,
Or is it a fence he’s got?
A replacement fence!

May breaks promises,
Begs for Euro elections,
And a short delay.
As complex as simple is.
Bump looks at his wall,
Or is it a fence he’s got?
A replacement fence!

May breaks promises,
Begs for Euro elections,
And a short delay.
Greasy Grey explains,
To Blame the Brexiteers,
For the Brexit mess.
The cold bright and cold,
Potentially a great day.
Let’s see what it brings!
Bolloxit mayhem,
Poor-Bin wades in with rubbish.
His Marxist clap-trap.
I don’t believe it!
PM May in disarray,
Holds anyones hand!

It’s unravelling,
Government has lost the plot,
PM is in charge!!
Think new, Bolloxit!
Poor Stakeholder Management!
Why leave Ireland out?
New Referendum?
Include North and South Ireland,
They are Stakeholders!

They are missing it,
This is a great omission,
Will they correct it????
Today is ‘B’ Day,
It is so far down the pan!
What will be served next?

They’re stumped with Brexit.
All have an opinion,
And no one agrees.
It’s democracy,
It’s the will of the people,
Well, a few of them!
What a white wash farse,
Article 50 revoke.
No! They’ll debate it.
Morning train, grey skies,
“Another workday”, he sighs,
Waiting for his break.
Surprising good deal,
Came from EU last night,
Some logic at last.
May was not involved,
Maybe that helped the process.
One that makes some sense!
It’s the MPs fault,
Says rubbish PM tonight,
There must be a change.
A third bill attempt,
Rubbish is rubbish, get it!
Take the bins out now.
You don’t speak for me!
It annoys me to hear this crap.
Who wants my next vote?
Up the Brexit Creek,
No plan without a paddle,
Maybe May Delays!
Cabinet’s dis-May,
For one thousand wasted days,
Shambolic dealings!
It’s Yes Sir, No Sir!
As May cowers before them,
Will EU agree?
Oh! Brexit Crisis,
Really that’s such a surprise!
May loses her voice.
It’s no to No Deal,
A peoples vote maybe on,
We need clarity.