Just fun stuff - Haiku Book

Wednesday 13/11/19

I’m cucumber cool,
Wise to some,
Others a fool.
Influencing tool.

It is Wodens’ day,
Some still call it Wednesday,
Or other way round.

“Where have you all gone?”
Said the spider to the flies
“Sorry I miss you all!”

My poor mind is blank,
Not a sausage,
Nor a rhyme,
No rhyme with sausage!

The things that go bump,
In the nighttime,
or the day,
Are often unseen.

This doesn’t help much,
Try setting up cameras,
It might surprize you.

The-Rage and Brand,
N. The-Rage says milkshakes please.
Chocolate is best.

Milkshakes are best slurped,
Though taste smokey and beer-like
Licked from an old suit.

Red Beard the pirate,
‘E ruled ‘is ship with a grip.
Fearsome and toasted.

‘E’s known to a few,
As Scarface the ‘Orrible’!
Cannibals got ‘im!

Old legends did tell,
‘Is ship were wretched on the reefs.
In Cheesy Toast Bay.

Here in Postmans Park,
There’s a cute cheeky chappie,
That smiles and says hi!

Any nuts for me?
He rushes to greet you or not,
Poses for photos.

I got the bug out,
Flapping paper and a shout,
It nearly got me.

More gentle things now,
Something completely diff’rent.
Some more pink flowers.

They flew in today,
We ran quickly for cover,
To avoid its sting.

This one was napping,
We took a shot to show you,
A sample of bugs.

Spurs amazing win!
Liverpools fantastic win!
What a final now!

A fight of two birds,
Cock Spur or the Liver Bird?
There are no cheap seats.

The Liver Bird’s big,
The Cock is small – who will win?
It’s Spur all the way!