Saturday 16/02/19 Choc’late Digestives

Choc’late digestives,
So lovely dipped in my tea.
Can’t stop eating them.

Don’t drop them in now,
It will sink to the bottom,
And ruin the fun.

So break them in half,
And dunk them into hot tea,
They taste very good.

I love chocolate digestive biscuits dunked in tea.

Saturday 16/02/19 Bum Hole Bump

An emergency,
Grips the States as Bum Hole speaks
Building walls he says,

5 Billion bucks
Undefined budget it is.
For some kind of wall.

A beautiful wall,
So tall, plain, boring big wall,
Blighting the landscape.

Bum Hole Bump’s wall goes on and on and on!