January, 2019 - Haiku Book

Thursday 17/01/19

A sense of humour,
Is needed now with Brexit.
Full moon is coming!

May’s 10 pm talk,
What a waste of time for me.
She doesn’t speak for me.

Sadly Labour sucks,
The middle ground is narrow,
Time for someting new.

Please stop this nonsense,
You don’t do it for me May!
I say stay, you go!

10pm call,
For more boring May rhetoric,
When will it finish?

Nothing much to say,
May’s defeat and disarray,
Extend the date now?

Article 50
Extend this or risk no plan.
We should vote again.

Hard and soft wet squibs
Brexit range of nonsense plans.
Fanatic failings.

Vote to save their skins
Vote of confidence today,
The day’s wet and grey!

The world’s tittering
These’s so much Civil unrest.
These are chaging times.

Today is vote day,
Let them count see the dis-May.
Is there value in this?

How will we recall,
This time of Brexit madness?
Some key turning point?

Remain or Leaving,
It draws a line in the sand.
Right across both sides.

The morning sky grey,
Heavy and expectant,
One by one they fall.

Brexit deal is dead,
This boat sails into thick fog,
Abandon all hope!

What’s next PM May?
Time to call it in and bale out?
What no parachute?

How can this now end
The same farcical nonsense?
No doubt I do fear.

Referendum mess,
Pile of Brexit sticky shit,
Timr to vote again.

Greasy Grey’s sagging,
Her wind blown plans are flagging,
Her house of cards waits!

This Brexit creature,

Standing menacingly close.

Feel its moist bad breathe!

The creature Britrex,

Will hound Britain many years.

Growing fat on it.

Busy start this year.
So much to do and close out.
It’s one of those times.

Wrote a long email,

Good to get if off my plate.

Let others eat it.

Not a busy day,
I’m saying,”hip hip horray!”
Now a good nights sleep.

Porge Agree Man – yes man,
We note, your vote, silly goat.
Weakly tow the line.

Jerry Can Poor Bin,

Thinks he has a remedy.

But he’s far away.